Kenbrell is one of my proudest picks this year. I thought it would be fun to highlight some of your picks.
Below is a summary of our recent draft and some of the great grabs I thought everyone had as well as some of the players I think you should worry about.
Auty 2 Hottie
Draft Grade: 38.75
Draft Summary:
I have heard that the definition of insane is someone that does the same thing over and over again but expects a different result. So why did I reach and draft Michael Vick early again? Simply, I am INSANE. But also, what other Top 5 scorer potential was going in the 8-10th rounds?
Great Grabs with:
- Demaryius Thomas
- Kenbrell Thompkins
- Chris Givens
- Montee Ball
- Michael Vick
Attack of the Marshawns
Draft Grade: HH+
Draft Summary:
You had the most Ho-Hum draft of everyone. No surprises, no exciting players, really, just an average draft that may make you the most consistent, winning-est team this year. What is happening to you? Get a great job, buy a house, have a kid. Nothing exciting about your life right now.
Great Grabs with:
- David Wilson (top 5-10 potential at RB)
- Matthew Stafford
Good Luck with
- Desean Jackson
- Gronk (6 weeks out..see if you can weather 6 weeks with him burning up a spot on your bench)
SLC Black Angus
Draft Grade: B-
Draft Summary:
Don't you wish you could pick a different team to be a homer for...like the Falcons or Broncos? Their receivers are better, their defense and special teams are better...for goodness sake their kickers are better!
Great Grabs with:
- Golden Tate
- Ben Tate (just so both of your good pickups could be "Tates"
Good Luck with
- Kurt Warner (you picked him up too right?)
- Tavon Austin
- Rams D/ST
- Greg Zuerlin
Team Barton
Draft Grade: N/A
Draft Summary:
This year doesn't really matter for you, hence the N/A. It just doesn't matter who you drafted or what you do this year, you just won't win. The odds are strongly against you. I suggest trading early for your 2 keepers. Treat this like a rebuilding year and focus on next year; kind of like the Utes are doing.
Also...we sticking with the team name? Suggestions for a new team name, how about "one hit wonder", "beginner's luck"...you get the idea. Oh and congrats on winning last year.
Great Grabs with:
- Jimmy Graham (in the 4th round!)
- Seahawks D/ST (although you paid a high price)
Good Luck with
- Andre Brown (have you heard the news yet?)
- Wes Welker (competing with two other great receivers - he never did this in NE)
Reynosa El Torro Loco
Draft Grade: Bueno
Draft Summary:
You are the only one with a legitimate excuse for having an average or poor draft...you were out of the country for two years. However, let's be honest, we all know Jake was giving you sports updates every week.
Great Grabs with:
- Greg Olsen (will be consistently a Top 5 TE)
- Bears D/ST (#1 scoring defense last year)
Good Luck with
- Blair Walsh and Justin Tucker (two kickers? Yes, they both will be top 5 kickers but they likely won't win you games)
- DeMarco Murray
Skittles Taste Dwayne Bowe
Draft Grade: YOLO
Draft Summary:
Props to you for drafting the player that allowed you to keep your team name. I am extremely proud of this behavior and think the karma is in your favor (see team name "i drafted a murderer" for more lessons on karma).
Great Grabs with:
- Dwayne Bowe
- MJD
- Cordarrelle Patterson
- Tony Gonzalez (just because you got him so late)
Good Luck with
- Greg Jennings
- Tony Romo
- EJ Manuel (Your QBs are soft - like the teddy bears I know you cuddle with at night)
Houston Heat
Draft Grade: Good
Draft Summary:
After spending a week in Houston over the first week in August, I now appreciate your team name and hate it even more. That said, you had one of the best drafts of the group. I was aiming for the majority of your players and you were one step a head of me at all points. Congrats. Enjoy the glory, it won't last long.
Great Grabs with:
- Eddie Lacy
- Pierre Garcon
- Deandre Hopkins
- Justin Blackmon (great value for so late, going to be top 20 when he gets back)
Good Luck with
- Le'Veon Bell (injury and lots of other RBs in the mix)
- Arian Foster (could be out a few weeks, is he on his last leg and will he last the season?)
The Ansah
Draft Grade: Silly Wabbit
Draft Summary:
"A" for team name, "B-" for draft and keeper selection.
Who keeps the 2nd best WR on a team as one of their keepers? Seriously? You could have dropped him and picked up the likes of Julio Jones or Brandon Marshall. Silly Nick, tricks are for kids.
Great Grabs with:
- Reggie Bush
- Daryl Richardson
- Josh Gordon (great value that late)
- Alshon Jeffery (can't always throw to B. Marshall)
Good Luck with
- Mike Wallace
- Russell Wilson (sophomore slump here we come!)
NSL Knights
Draft Grade: A+
Draft Summary:
For your lack of involvement and apparent lack of research during the off season, you did incredibly well during the draft. Actually scratch that...new grade, I just remembered your draft partner:
Revised Draft Grade: C-
You really thought that our draft was the "bring your wife to work" day? Brady did it the right way and gave Jane a quick hi and bye to the group. Do better and don't forget, your wife is a Pats fan.
Great Grabs with:
- Peyton Manning (congrats on finally getting a legit QB)
- Giovani Bernard
- Vernan Davis (who else is CK going to throw to?)
Good Luck with
- Darren McFadden (his QB will have more rushing yards)
- Ahmad Bradshaw
Sandusky's Tight Ends
Draft Grade: $
Draft Summary: I am really looking forward to the battle of the brothers this year. I think that will be a consistent theme week to week that I focus on. Which Brandenburg brother is doing better, improving more, destroying people? Based on this draft, I think your team and name will come up on top of things a lot this year and some winnings may be headed your way.
Great Grabs with:
- Steven Jackson
- Lamar Miller
- Randall Cobb
- TY Hilton
- Austin Collie
- Aaron Dobson
- Kenny Britt
i drafted a murderer
Draft Grade: Felony
Draft Summary:
You are now being treated as an accomplice to Aaron Hernandez. As the league commissioner, I hereby arrest you for 24 hours and permit you from using the waiver wire during that time. If you abuse that right, you will be permitted for a week. Not great karma going into the season (for more lessons on karma see "Skittles Taste Dwayne Bowe" above).
You can't name your team after him if you don't keep him for more than a week. Oh and by the way, has anyone figured out that you paid me off for the #2 pick? Seriously, you think Taylor would be all over that...5% chance of having your name picked.
Great Grabs with:
- Brandon Marshall (when it comes to the red zone, Cutler only has eyes for B Marsh)
- Andrew Luck (late grab, gonna be good)
- Jordy Nelson
- Your current bench except Cecil and Rashard...I am really disappointed. You must have only done 5-10 mock drafts this years. You will never start any of those this year unless someone gets hurt...trust me. You have a bench full of handcuffs, not ballers.
Nick=LastPlace Again
Draft Grade: B=====D
Draft Summary:
You talk about penises a lot so I thought the grade was fitting.
You too, time for a name change. Nick didn't even take last place last year so the name isn't working for ya. Plus, the way you have been managing your team, not the best time to be talking about that last place spot...just saying.
Great Grabs with:
- RGIII
- Julio Jones
- Malcolm Floyd (I mean, they have no one else)
- Benjarvus Green-Ellis
- Danny Amendola
- Ryan Matthews
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